Movie Crack

[moe81]

OP MOVIE CRACK... Part Deux

A few more for you just because my brain is weirdly wired.

Sleepless in Seattle

 

"I was supposed to meet someone up here."

 

"I'm sorry. It doesn't look like they're coming."

 

*elsewhere*

 

"Why are all the damn streets moving?"

 

 

The Italian Job

 

"Have we got all the gold?"

 

"Zoro's lost... again."

 

"He's in a house. How the hell can he get lost?"

 

"The rooms keep moving, shit-head!"

 

Comments

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

*squeals* YAY! More lovely movie crack feat. Zoro (the lost boy, if you get that reference - 100points for you! lol)

Thank you so muchy. I like both, that joke never gets old!

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

whahahahaha...zoro the lost boy, I think it's will be a perfect situation, if zoro a vampire whose suddenly became one of the professor in a harry potter movie...and then,every time all that stairs in school castle moving...well, you know the rest...

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Holy crap, rummy. I was drinking juice when I read that and nearly destroyed my keyboard. I think I choked instead. *falls over* WE'RE ALL CRACKED HERE!

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

WAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAH! YES! Put Zoro in the HP universe... OMG! Actually, put the whole crew there! I'd PAY to see Usopp stand up to Snape in Potions! (Sanjo would work too, since both guys kinda 'cook up' things!)

Two words... Hagrid & Chopper... XD

(my brain just died otherwise I'd come up with 'appropriate' ideas for the others)

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

wakakakakakakakakakak!!!...hagrid and chopper!...I would love to see that too!...chopper will be all so teary, afraid of hagrid, while hagrid hugged him...

and zoro, maybe every time he gets desire for sanji, but always being lost in the castle, he probably ended up in a room of requirement. and found lots of sanji clone in there, ready to use...

meanwhile at the same time, the real sanji is still giving a lesson to snape in how to keep a good-dainty looks are actually important for a cook...

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

TTOAL WIN!!! Zoro in the room of requirement... but I think he would also try out techniques there. (NO! not techniques with Sanji but sword fighting.. ermm, just realized how corny that sounded anyway. I better hide now... lol)

What shall do with Nami?

I could also picture Robin in transfiguration, she can after all sprout a various number of arms and hands out.

And Franky? Just envisioning him in his Speedos running through the castle and screaming SUPER! while studying the architecture - makes me giggle. Just imagine him faced with the Obilisk... 'Hey bro, don't give me that look! It won't work on me anyway!' *wiggles his ubercool sunsglasses* LOL!

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

See what you have started? Me and Mr Redrum are already shaping out a OP/HP cross over and we can't seem to stop! *whimpers*

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

heeee,sorry for that.hope your keyboard just alright. well,sometimes a human being need to get cracked to stay level headed,I think...

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

don't hide ^_^...where were you going to hide, anyway?...the room of requirement are still full with zoro and sanji making it as their love nest.whahahaha...

yeah,zoro definitely would love the room to exercise. he must be thrilled to found out a lots of copies of the "The Art Of War" in there...

and nami, she might just planning how to steal all the silver and gold old vase inside the castle without dumbledore noticed it. and then she found out that dumbledore love lemon candy, and then they became friend...

[moe81.livejournal.com]

OMG! You guys are trying to kill me aren't you? What are you ON?

Also...

Brook would make fast friends with Nearly Headless Nick and later you would find him up on the dias asking all the girls to see their panties.

[moe81.livejournal.com]

But then Dumbledore would be the one to provide the flash show because, you know... he's Dumbledore.

[moe81.livejournal.com]

If I said that I wanted to write this... would I be allowed to choke myself and leave my body at the alter for the dead squirrels to nibble on?

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

lol! @ no space for me to hide and being confronted with a Snaji/Zoro becoming cosy... (damn, I feel like a roleplayer now. 'I enter the room and see... Zoro. Take a card and pay a 10 knuts' LROFL XD)

AHHHHHH! I GOT it! Nami would rob Gringott's! Can't you just picture her trying to keep those little guys under control with her stick? Whhile Luffy would sit down in those wagons and enjoy a thrilling roller coaster-like ride? We KNOW Luffy... He would just look at the little wagons and say 'Cool! Let's gooooooooowowowoowowwoowowwwwooooooo')

In one of the streets Name would walk past Malfoy Senior and smirk to him - "My stick is way cooler than your lame cane!" Yes folk, let them compares them goodies! :p

Well, I suppose Chopper could become very good friends with Dumbledore - both loves sweets. :)

Any ideas for Ace? He would drive Filch just MAD with all his fire. hehe But characterwise I suppose Ace and Sirius would hit it off right away. Bot just spell: T R O U B L E!!!

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

OMG! Brooke and Headless Nick - the dream combo! :) Brooke would chatting up all those ladies in the paintings too... and trust me... one of them would lift her dress! Brooke is that smooth!


No idea, I just went to bed at 7 pm last night, got up at 2 am and then went to bed at 4 am again. Now it is 6:50 am. Do you think it might have any effects whatsoever on me? o_O

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Not at all. Who the hell needs sleep anyway?

*said the girl who writes crack at 2 am because that's when her brain shuts down*

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

NOOOOOO! Don't die! We needs you! *hugs tightly*

But sure write away! I'll be your muse of the day. :) (sweet and innocent that I am.... *cough*)

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Urk! Must... breathe!

Actually, are you up for round robin? I've got the start written and we can get Rummy in on the action.

I'm also planning the post for World Domination.

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

Umm what is a round robin? I know that I saw that expression many a times in the net but I never got anyone to ask.. *sniffles*

YAY! (how does one make the script smaller in a comment? damn, I feel stupid now)

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Round robin. I write a bit, you write a bit, red writes a bit and it comes back to me and we just keep going around and around. We do it now in comments but we just make it a whole freakin fic out of it.

Would you like for me to edumacate you? Before the typing write < small > without the spaces and </ small > at the end.

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

I think charlie weasley will keep trying to "domesticating" ace...

[moe81.livejournal.com]

I think I just fangasmed. OMG!

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

Me loves you. You teach me stuff! Umm Moe, where do the babies come from? O:)

But seriously, I never was part in communities where such terms were used. Used to hang out at dark, evil, bloodthirsty LoK game boards... or admin one myself. hehe

I'd love to do the Round Robin (I wouldn't mind wrapping up Robin either, which was the first thing that came to my mind when I read that expression). Just hope that I can keep up with you guys, I do have these crazy bouts but then they drizzle down... Don't want leave anyone hanging.

[moe81.livejournal.com]

They come from the pumkpin patch dear. And when you first get them they are orange all over and eventaully, when they reach puberty, the little stalk on their head falls off.

Well, now you belong to my alter and you will never be set free again. Mwhahahaha

And have no fear, if it drizzels down I can get a good bout of crack in there and make it all ... up... again. YAY! I've got the first post ready to go (which I'm gonna put up) and I'm gonna tell rummy to be prepared. You're both insane by the way.

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

Same here. XD

Just one little question... Would Charlie put a nice leather harness on Ace? *Bad libido! BAD!* (see Moe? I do learn! :D )

[moe81.livejournal.com]

You are SUCH a pervy little beastie!

Ride 'em cowboy... er... dragonboy.

YAY! I can teach things!

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

me too.me thank you to you for teach me stuffs ^_^. I was never part in communities where such terms were used too, since I was (and probably still) a caveman, and LJ was the first time I got my self seriously in touch with the internet...

and yes, I would love to do the round robin too, but honestly, I'm not online much...I'm afraid I can't keep up with you...so, yeah. I don't want leave anyone hanging again...sorry...

ps: plus my part will still need to beta, or it will inconveniently while reading it...

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

Aha! Thankies. *resolves to never accidentally 'kill' any pumpkins. Nope, no more smashing them!*

*rattles chain... 'Oh shiny!' huggles chain* <--- if you call me a masochist then you might be quite correct. lol

Alright! But I just realized that I have an Usopp-like illness it is performance anxiety. lol

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

I let it be known that I am a HUGE visualist. Yep. (visualist sounds better than perv anyway. lol)

[moe81.livejournal.com]

I like to teach. It means I get more sacifices for my alter! *is currently delusional. Please ignore*

I think I just stepped it up one. How bout we leave it open and the end of the posts and let everyone add their own bit. See how wildly stupid we can really get.

Bah. Post it anyway. Your stuff still makes me crack whether it's betaed or not.

[moe81.livejournal.com]

So you do have violent tendancies. *remembers to never piss you off with pumpkins*

Chains! Guess we know what that makes me. *smirks*

Have no fear of Performance Anxiety for I will be leaving this open to everyone who wants to kill people with crack. I so hope people will dd to it 'cause I wanna laugh my ass off.

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

Wow, that is a real great idea. Everyone can participate. Ohhhhh *squeals happily* Today is a great day and it just started. lol

hehehe ;)

Umm violent? I can strong but not violent. Hey, I used to fence, not a fluff sport. lol Epee or rapier or whatever you call it in English. There's been times my throat, collarbones and my arms looked like I got mangled and raped. Seriously, a former teacher came up to me after class, took me aside and asked me whether someone was hurting me! o_O Thankfully my coach was known at my school and could vouch for me just being a fencer. lol

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Alright. I posted it. If I don't get any participants I'll just pull it. and now you've got me stuck in gutter mind, thank you so very much.

I'm so never pissing you off. Or meeting you in a dark alley. EVER!

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

What? no dark alleys? But... but...but those are my homes! *whines pitifully*

Actually in RL I'm quite the protective kind when it comes to friends. :)

Yes! Let's see what you got for us then. *runs off*

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Well... I guess I can still meet you in the dark alley if you would prefer that to the cl...umm. I can still meet you.

I didn't break you too hard with the post. It's pretty damn tame actually.

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

I just hope that my first post was ok. You got to remember I do not write or rather haven't written much for OP. And I paved the way for Dumbledore being mistaken for a Shihibukai if anyone wants to take that path. lol

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

me too. I hope my first post was ok too, since one piece is the first and only fandom (beside naruto) I ever write at. I never write for harry potter fandom too before. sorry for the OOC and sorry too for the un-beta...

[moe81.livejournal.com]

*falls off chair laughing* You're both so absolutely beautiful. OMG I can't breathe.

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Sweetie, as long as you believe that, I'm sure it's true.

PERV!