On one side we have this...

Title: Above and beyond the call of idiocy
Rating: PG
Pairing: Sanji/Zoro
A/N: Prompted from Sybile - the self-sacrificing idiot with H/C



( Because he really is an idiot )

...and on the other, this.

Title: The bounds of idiocy are limitless
Rating: PG
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
A/N: Prompt from Sybile - H/C roles reversed



( There's always one more )