I created fic... yipee

[moe81]

Title: Not Quite Right

Rating: G

Pairing: Nami, slight ZoSan

Topic: Man

Words: 104

“I’m sorry, navigator-san but all history, physiology and biology books say the same. Man did in fact evolve from the ape.”

 

Nami frowned and tapped her fingers against her chair. She pursed her lips and looked to the forecastle.

 

She could see Zoro and Sanji fighting. Why they even bothered with the pretense she couldn’t fathom. Zoro’s arms were as big as watermelons, his training stance still in Gorilla whatever it was.

 

Beyond the two idiots, she could make out her captain. Monkey D Luffy was picking his nose. Again.

 

“Nee-san? If that’s true, I think the evolutionary chain is missing a few links.”

Comments

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Awesome twist on the topic! Love it!

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

LOL! I hope that I understood it... so does that mean that there are approx. 3 links missing? One of them being a rubberboy? (doesn't that just sound naughty? Or is just me? Or have you influenced me so much already?) ;)

[moe81.livejournal.com]

You have to have one of the most perverted minds I have ever seen. I get credit for helping this happen? *flails madly* I've corrupted horus~

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

Nahh, that is not corruption my dear! In the higher circles that is called creativity and imagination! :p LOL Believe me, some of those bimbo tv producers would kill for our input and wicked ideas. Wonder when they will knock at our door and give us some money? Wouldn't that be sweet?

[moe81.livejournal.com]

*ponders what we could ask for* You know, if we took over we could flood the screen with all fan-servicing, all the time.

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... a limusine? A permanent residence in one the suits in Dubai's nicest hotel? (it comes with a personal butler and golden taps!) I would also like a private language teacher. :) What about you?

Fan-servicing all the time? do you think that wise? Don't people need to be let down now and then in order to appreciate the good stuff?

[moe81.livejournal.com]

I want my own private island with a sexy, half-naked cabana boy.

And see, this is why you're the smart one and I continually live in delusional land.

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

Oh, I wish I were smart. Made too many mistakes in my life and ended quite fucked up.

Bahh, no sadness anymore. What's gone is gone.

[moe81.livejournal.com]

Horus needs a huuuuggg~~~~

Wait! We'll get the cabana boy in on it too.

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

*hugs* Ohhhhhh shiny, oily Cabana boy... XD

[anyjen.livejournal.com]

Awesome. XD