OP Fic: You can leave us here

[moe81]

Title: You can leave us here

Rating: PG

Pairing: Sanji/Zoro (I like to be different)

Topic: Free

Words: Too many but I’m not cutting anymore

“We really should try to get out of here.”

 

Zoro didn’t even twitch at the pissy voice. “Leave it alone, shit-cook.”

 

Sanji glared daggers that promised slow death, at the swordsman. “I have dinner to cook, moss-brain. And I refuse to be late in serving my lovely ladies who must be missing me so much. Nami-swan~, Robin-chawn~, I’m here my sweets.” He turned wiggly before a snort from the idiot brought his attention back. “Say something moron?”

 

“Luffy and the others will be here soon. Would you just shut up and stop using so much air.”

 

The curly eyebrow rose slightly. “The room has a window, dumbass.”

 

Zoro smirked. “You’re still using too much air.”

 

If he’d felt the inclination, Sanji would have a laid several kicks into the idiot just for the hell of it but he decided to be the bigger man. “You think we should just wait it out? Do nothing productive? Sit on our thumbs and watch the world rotate?”

 

A green eye cracked open to stare at him and no, he wasn’t unnerved in the slightest. The smirk grew and the oddest feeling of unease came over the cook.

 

“I have a few ideas.”

 

Sanji choked on nothing but air. “Is that all you think about?”

 

A thoughtful look, a shoulder shrug and the answer was pretty much what he expected. “Sure. Besides, it’s not like you’re any better.”

 

He huffed in exasperation and glared. “Fine. But if anyone... anyone… comes to rescue us while we’re doing this, I will be extremely unhappy.”

 

Zoro shook his head, sufferance of the idiot-cook, being his penance. “If you’re gonna be a damn girl about it…” He dropped his pants and bent over in front of the wall.

 

Sanji tried to stop the bleeding from his nose. Really he did. “When we get out of here…”

 

“When we get out of here, I plan to do this all over again.”

 

Sanji didn’t think it was so bad being locked up and Luffy could take his sweet time in getting them free.