OP Fic: Swing It Around
Aug. 14th, 2008 06:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
moe81Title: Swing It Around
Rating: PG (with alludes to swearing and perverted imagery)
Pairing: Any you like. Hell, have an orgy.
Words: 147
Topic: Free
A/N: I changed my mind about dialogue. It’s so fun.
“Luffy! Where the hell did you put my pants?”
“YOHOHOHO.”
“Shut up, you shitty skeleton.”
“I’m flashing everyone. Yet I have no genitals. SKULL JOKE!”
“Hehehe. Skull Joke!”
“LUFFY! Get your rubber dick down here and find my boxers.”
“The Great Captain Usopp was once hailed as the sexiest nude model in all of East Blue.”
“Sugoi! Really?”
“Oi, Chopper? You have to let it ALL hang out.”
“I’m feeling SUPER naked today.”
“YOU CHOSE TO BE LIKE THAT!”
“Oi, Marimo. Give me that shitty thing around your waist.”
“Sure you want it, cook?”
“Ahh…”
“…?”
“Luffy! Give me my fucking pants.”
“Interesting spectacle, navigator-san.”
“Hn. Luffy finds it freeing and as long as he’s not breaking anything, who am I to complain.”
“NAMI! Can I have your shirt?”
“Mellorine~”
“Fucker!”
“Dumbass!”
“Yoho-urk.”
“Chop…ulk.”
“USOPP! We need a doctor! Oh, I am a doctor.”
“Very interesting, indeed.”
